Welcome to our Red River Farmhouse, right next to Wolf/Campton Lake, with easy access to Red River Gorge! The sound of goats baaa-ing will greet you as you pull into the driveway (March-Nov). They're a little spoiled, and love to be hand-fed! FAST fiber internet with GIG speeds! We subscribe to EVERY premium streaming service that you seen think of for endless entertainment. When you're not hiking, enjoy fishing or boating at the lake across the street from our farmhouse! Washer/Dryer included! The space Never miss a sunrise or sunset from any side of our house on our wrap-around deck on 4 acres of land. Enjoys smores and a hot dog over our firepit, or just relax with a glass of wine or Corona in the rocking chairs on the front porch. The possibilities are endless! Did the trails get your clothes dirty? Don't worry, we have TWO sets of washers and dryers, one upstairs and one on the main level. The master is on the main with an en suite bath. There's an additional master upstairs with a queen bed and a full bed as well as an en suite bath. The half bath is upstairs along with 2 other bedroom, each with one queen bed. All bedroom mattresses are memory foam, and they are comfy! The common area/TV room upstairs has a sleeper sofa that can accommodate more guests. We also have an oversized twin folding bed for extra sleeping options. The kitchen is fully stocked with everything you need to cook, bake, blend, and make coffee to make yourself at home. We have 3 smart TVs: Upstairs common area, main level living room, and main level master bedroom. Enjoy all the premium services for free: Disney+, HBO Max, Showtime, Netflix, Paramount, Hulu, Prime Video, and Peacock Premium. Cable TV is also available through our premium YouTube TV subscription where you'll find all the local channels, live sports, and on-demand programming. You're not obligated to feed the goats, but if you want to, you can cut up fresh apples and carrots for them. Feed them on the RIGHT side of our barn. DO NOT touch the fence on the left side or the far right side where the electric fence says "Danger, High Voltage." Goats are seasonal. Due to extremely cold temperatures in the months of December, January, and February, the goats will not be on site. We love animals, but please keep muddy paws off the beds. We allow dogs (sorry, no cats). A separate $50 pet fee per stay will be charged during the week of check-in. Unauthorized pets will be charged $250 per stay. DO NOT flush anything other than our septic-safe toilet paper. Houses/cabins around Red River Gorge are all on septic. These systems cannot drain like city sewer and will easily clog if paper towels, tampons, fruit peels, etc. get in there. Once clogged, any use of water, including from the toilets, sinks, and showers, will flood the home and result in a very unpleasant vacation. Whether you stay with us or at another house/cabin, please keep this in mind. Guest access Parking is available on the paved driveway or the gravel yard. We use the garage and barn for storage, so please don't park any vehicles in there. Other things to note This is the wilderness, so don't be alarmed if you see some critters here and there, but if anything becomes a nuisance, or if there's an infestation, please alert me ASAP. Kayaks are available for guest use at no extra charge. You would need to be able to provide transportation for the kayaks to the lake, which is roughly a quarter mile from our house.